if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the year” listed on your resume. works every time.
(Source: narvaezs, via toriethevampireslayer)
did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time
advance australia fair
don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s
(Source: dorkstrider, via paper-twist)
Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.
No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.no thats our dying planet have some respect
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lol oh tchaikovsky
tchaikovsky whta r u doing
tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem
TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP
The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.
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